Ordering pizza at year 2050
Customer : " Hello, can I order.."
Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"
Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile 014-2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"
Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : " How do you know for sure?"
Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"
Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"
Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."
Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"
Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."
Customer : " What "
Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ
Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"
Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"
Customer : [Speechless]
Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"
Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "
^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..
Gastric Pain
As the result..I got several medicines...For now I have to drink Magnesium Trisilicate.If I still feel hurt I have to see doctor again to get pill-liked medicine...Benci ubat.
Magenesium Trisilicate.
benci
Aku perlukan Komen dan Pendapat.
Kisahnya begini..adik aku nye PMR's result xberapa ok sgt.dia dapt 2A 5B 1C.yang C pula math..tu la buat kami bengang.Lalu dia mintak sekolah teknik la...Tup tup dapat sekolah teknik klang tapi alirannya bukan aliran teknik but vokasional which don't have additional mathematic and engineering drawing like he is taking right now in his school.
Lalu kami sekeluarga xtahu nak buat keputusan camne? ada 2 options
a) Biarkan dia belajar sekolah harian biasa yang mana dia dpt amik add math and engineering drawing
b)Hantar dia ke SMTeknik Klang yang mana kene blaja course electric & electronic but don't have add math and engineering drawing.
As for me add math penting..bg aku dia perlu blaja add math.but mak aku dh xthn dia kat rumah xada disiplin. So kalo dia dok asrama dia leh blaja berdikari.Kene raging sama senior ke..rasa la semua tu cm kami dulu..
So readers n friends please help me.
Holidays and Traditions in Korea
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November 11: Pepero Day. The chocolate covered biscuit sticks are eaten or given out as presents since it resembles the day “11.11″ (On this day I got surprise from him...suka2)
Mid November : College entrance exams. (usually on the coldest day of the year) To “stick” or pass the exam, friends and family give test takers chocolates, rice cakes or “yeot” (traditional taffy) for good luck. (On this day my professor, told us abt tough Korean academic)
December 25: Christmas. Generally, the holiday is spent hanging out with close friends more than family. (I went out with HunB, his friends (하나 씨,종어 오빠,민준 오빠),Tac and Duyen)
January 1, New Years: Spent with family. To bring in the new year, rice-cake soup (떡국) is traditionally eaten. Yum! (On this day I was in Seoul, celebrated new year at Big Golden Gold..near city hall)
January/February: Lunar New Year. One of the 2 biggest holidays of the year (the other is Chuseok) to celebrate the new lunar year. The dates varies according to the lunar calendar. (Similar with Gong Xi Fat Chai. On that day my oppa went home, ILSAN for a week..so long~)
February 14, Valentines Day: Celebrated on February 14, On this day, the women give chocolates or big basket of goodies to their men. This tradition is opposite to the west.
(hurmm..I don't celebrate this day. And oppa surely like it cz don't have to waste money on the gift as we show our love every day not only one day..plus hunB will go to China for travelling)
March 14, White day: Celebrated on March 14, exactly 1 month after Valentines Day. On this day, the men give chocolates or big basket of goodies to their women..(this date is almost close to my birthday~even I dont celebrate Valentine Day but White Day Is the most days I wait for as its near my Bday...heheh Oppa take note ya~)
April 14:. Black day: A day for lonely singles. Celebrated exactly 1 month after White Day (see above) where single friends meet up to eat Jjajang-myun (짜 장면 or Korean style black bean noodles) to mourn their status and to perhaps catch the eye of an attractive single slurping down noodles….(We won't celebrate Black Day this year.yay!..To Narumi,Aida,Yati,Cyrus..happy makan mee hailam pekat..hurry find your partner..Aida n Narumi bla lagi?)
Tag from NARUMI~
Go to the 6th folder of photos.
Go to the 6th picture in that folder.
Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
Invite six friends to join the challenge.
Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.
and then lets the challenge begins…
This picture was taken at our old dormitory..Not really remember what I was doing that time. May be wait for Duyen to go to Data Comm class..I miss this moment.
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Al Faheem
FAKE EGG from China!!!!
During a recent raid on a wholesale centre in Guangzhou city, the capital of China 's Guangdong province, a large quantity of fake eggs was seized.
Their wholesale price is 0.15 yuan (S$0.03) each - half the price of a real egg.
Consumers have a hard time telling a genuine egg from a fake one. This is good news for unscrupulous entrepreneurs, who are even conducting three-day courses in the production of artificial eggs for less than S$150. A reporter with Hong Kong-based Chinese magazine East Week enrolled in one such course.
To create egg white, the instructor - a woman in her 20s - used assorted ingredients such as gelatin, an unknown powder, benzoic acid, coagulating material and even alum, which is normally used for industrial processes.
For egg yolk, some lemon-yellow colouring powder is mixed to a liquid and the concoction stirred. The liquid is then poured into a round-shaped plastic mould and mixed with so-called 'magic water', which contains calcium chloride.
This gives the 'yolk' a thin outer membrane, firming it up. The egg is then shaped with a mould. The shell is not forgotten. Paraffin wax and an unidentified white liquid are poured onto the fake egg, which is then left to dry.
The artificial egg can be fried sunny-side up or steamed. Although bubbles appear on the white of the egg, those who have tasted it say the fake stuff tastes very much like the real thing.
But experts warn of the danger of eating fake eggs. Not only do they not contain any nutrients, a Hong Kong Chinese University professor warned that long-term consumption of alum could cause dementia
To make the egg white, various ingredients, including a powder and alum, are mixed together.
Above: additive liquor, for making egg yolk
Hardy shells are formed by pouring paraffin wax and a liquid onto the egg, which are then left to dry. Above: egg yolk is ready after concreting. Put “egg white” - also additive- on egg yolk. After put the “egg” inside a calcium carbonate eggshell, a complete egg is ready - it only take less than 5 minutes.
For your information, this fake eggs can affect our brain->dementia (penyakit mental yang serius yang dapat mempengaruhi kemampuan berpikir, mengingat dan tingkah laku normal).
OMG...did I eat fake eggs before this?
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